The Big Valentine's Day Sketch Catch Extravaganzapalooza '08!

Mood: LOVE!
Listening To: Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself"
Been Reading: Don Hutchinson - "The Great Pulp Heroes"
Been Watching: "X-Men" [Animated Series]

Hey, hey, hey, guys! Happy Valentine's Day!

This, as you know, is my favorite holiday! Why? Because it's an opportunity for me to shamelessly shower youSO MUCH!
Also, everything is Cadmium Red, which has turned into my favorite color in its glorious, beautiful toxicity.

So! I want to give you a present, as a token of my most earnest feelings for ya. All you have to do is tell me what you'd like.

Post here on this journal, and I will give you one absolutely free, no-strings-attached original sketch request.
You don't have to be my best buddy, or watching me, or even like me. That does not matter. We could be total strangers up 'til now.

Here are my provisions:
1. I will draw sketches in the order in which requests are made. They will be drawn on a schedule according to my own convenience. Please do not keep asking me when you'll get yours, because I haven't forgotten. The list will be public, so you can keep track of approximately when you'll get your sketch.

2. You must post your request on my official V'Day SCE08 journal either on the Dead Squirrel main site, the Dead Squirrel forum, Sheezy Art, DeviantArt, or my LiveJournal. No requests by email or instant messenger. Otherwise, I will lose your request and you'll never get it because I'll have forgotten about it, and we'll all be sad.

3. No whining about how you don't like Valentine's Day. You're not the only one who doesn't have a significant other, and it's no excuse for moping. Stop being a selfish brat thinking about yourself, and instead spend this holiday thinking about how you can show love to others.

4. I have the right to refuse to do a request, if I don't feel comfortable taking it. Basically, just don't ask me to hate on anybody, and we're cool. It's a day about love, not hate. Give me something to draw that you love.
...Also, no outright porn. Make it something I can show off publicly. A little cheesecake is just fine, but let's at least pretend we all have some class.

5. If you want me to draw your original character, or something else that's specific, please link me to some visual reference along with your request. Don't give it to me by email or instant messenger, because I will lose it.

6. No placeholders. Think up something before you post. You've got a couple days.

7. Don't post here telling me that you don't want anything. If you do that, you're getting something anyways...Like a picture of you having your head gnawed upon by hungry crawdads!

...Okay, guys. You've got until the stroke of twelve (Arizona time) on February 16th. Can't wait to get started. =D